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Post by doughnut on Nov 12, 2013 9:43:53 GMT -5
I have been informed by extremely reliable sources that the forensic Accountant is finished with crunching the numbers and we will be apprised of the situation shortly. However I have been told the Process will take a little time as the Accountant must pass the paperwork containing the numbers along to a girl named Dorothy on the Yellow Brick road, where she has been told to take the numbers to the wizard. The wizard in turn will look over the numbers and pass them along to the leprechaun at the end of the rainbow. When the leprechaun gives his ok he has been informed that he must leave the numbers by his fireplace so Santa Claus can pick them up. When Santa brings the numbers back to the North Pole and reviews them he is to put them in his sleigh and have Rudolph whisk them away to a secluded mountain top out in the Pacific Northwest where Sasquatch will be waiting. Sasquatch in turn will be reviewing the numbers with his cousin the yeti, together the two of them will walk the numbers to Roswell New Mexico. Once in Roswell they are to meet the mothership which will obtain the numbers and take them to their home planet for review. When the mothership comes back to earth with all the figures we should know something.
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Post by lost on Nov 12, 2013 9:50:54 GMT -5
Well done
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Post by 1090cop on Nov 12, 2013 12:44:30 GMT -5
No one is laughing.
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Post by redstone14 on Nov 12, 2013 14:10:40 GMT -5
Good comedy usually has an element of truth.
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Post by doughnut on Nov 13, 2013 12:53:58 GMT -5
PBA just released a statement, the numbers are with the wizard, I repeat the numbers are with the wizard.
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Post by watertight on Nov 13, 2013 13:23:10 GMT -5
Problem is i heard Santa Claus is out on sick leave due to stress of the upcoming season. This could delay things a bit.
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Post by stillnosteps on Nov 13, 2013 17:28:29 GMT -5
Lets just hope the county paid the bill for the Reindeer food...
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Post by mrwizard on Nov 13, 2013 18:33:23 GMT -5
PBA just released a statement, the numbers are with the wizard, I repeat the numbers are with the wizard. I don't know nuttin'. I swear. |
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Post by onthejob on Nov 13, 2013 19:21:03 GMT -5
They should be doing a forensic audit of the county, not our contract.
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Post by zzzz on Nov 13, 2013 20:17:14 GMT -5
Ciampoli resigned!! We are DOOMED
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Post by ncpdretired on Nov 14, 2013 6:44:59 GMT -5
Up to the " Attic "Mrwizard, we'll get the truth out of ya…..…..
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Post by doughnut on Dec 3, 2013 17:48:51 GMT -5
Sasquatch and his cousin the Yeti are in disagreement about the numbers. Looks like after the holidays. Then we will learn more if the groundhog sees his shadow.
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Post by regrets on Dec 3, 2013 20:16:30 GMT -5
No Santa this year
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Post by 1ppnotforme on Dec 3, 2013 21:41:53 GMT -5
Good job , all of you who voted to keep Carver in office. A$$holes. You have lost your right to bitch if you voted for JIM.
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Post by 1090cop on Dec 4, 2013 8:44:26 GMT -5
I didn't vote for Carver but I think it was a matter of who was running against him no one seemed to enthusiastic about them and the whole treasurer thing didn't look good either.
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