Post by luvinretrmnt on Jul 10, 2014 15:29:11 GMT -5
Take a minute. . . .
'tis a quick, sad read .
Bob: "Hey Jim,
did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Jim: "You
mean releasing 5 dangerous terrorists for a deserter?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "You
mean corruption and terrible conditions at the VA after Obama attacked
Republicans for it and said he would fix all those problems?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "You
mean outing the CIA station chief in Afghanistan?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "You
mean the Mexican gun running?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "You
mean SEAL Team 6?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "Obama
saying the average family would save $2,500 on their premiums?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "Obama
having NSA spy on 124 Billion Phone Calls in One Month?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "Obama
intentionally ignoring our immigration laws?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "Bailing
out Detroit after decades of corrupt Democratic management?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "You
mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "You
mean voter fraud?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "You
mean Obama saying we can keep our insurance and doctors if we wanted
to?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "You
mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "The
NSA monitoring foreign diplomats?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "You
mean the use of drones in our own country without the benefit of the
law?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "Giving
123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was
sold to the Chinese?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "You
mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
Bob: "No the
other one:.
Jim: "The
IRS targeting conservatives?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "The
DOJ spying on the press?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "Sebelius
shaking down health insurance executives?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "You
mean Obama spending $3.7 Trillion on Welfare Over Last 5 Years"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "Giving
SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and
then the Chinese bought it?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "The
NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "Millions
of Americans losing their health care coverage?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "Forcing
Americans to include coverage in their insurance policies of items they do not
want?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "The
president's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons,
and falsely blaming the sequester?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "The
president's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass
Congress?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "Providing
weapons to Syrian rebels many of whom apparently are Al Qaeda?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "The
president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no
later than the first Monday in February?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "The
2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for
Obama?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "The
president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the
Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "The
State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on
departmental sexual misconduct?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "Clinton,
the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "The
President using nearly $1 trillion dollars of stimulus money to fund his
cronies?"
Bob: "No, the
other one"
Jim: "You
mean Fast & Furious?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "I give up!
... Oh wait, I think I got it! … You mean that 65
million low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from
taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in
American history?"
Bob: "THAT'S THE
ONE!"
'tis a quick, sad read .
Bob: "Hey Jim,
did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?
Jim: "You
mean releasing 5 dangerous terrorists for a deserter?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "You
mean corruption and terrible conditions at the VA after Obama attacked
Republicans for it and said he would fix all those problems?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "You
mean outing the CIA station chief in Afghanistan?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "You
mean the Mexican gun running?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "You
mean SEAL Team 6?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "Obama
saying the average family would save $2,500 on their premiums?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "Obama
having NSA spy on 124 Billion Phone Calls in One Month?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "Obama
intentionally ignoring our immigration laws?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "Bailing
out Detroit after decades of corrupt Democratic management?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "You
mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "You
mean voter fraud?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "You
mean Obama saying we can keep our insurance and doctors if we wanted
to?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "You
mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "The
NSA monitoring foreign diplomats?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "You
mean the use of drones in our own country without the benefit of the
law?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "Giving
123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was
sold to the Chinese?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "You
mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
Bob: "No the
other one:.
Jim: "The
IRS targeting conservatives?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "The
DOJ spying on the press?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "Sebelius
shaking down health insurance executives?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "You
mean Obama spending $3.7 Trillion on Welfare Over Last 5 Years"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "Giving
SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and
then the Chinese bought it?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "The
NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "Millions
of Americans losing their health care coverage?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "Forcing
Americans to include coverage in their insurance policies of items they do not
want?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "The
president's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons,
and falsely blaming the sequester?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "The
president's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass
Congress?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "Providing
weapons to Syrian rebels many of whom apparently are Al Qaeda?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "The
president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no
later than the first Monday in February?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "The
2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for
Obama?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "The
president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the
Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "The
State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on
departmental sexual misconduct?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "Clinton,
the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "The
President using nearly $1 trillion dollars of stimulus money to fund his
cronies?"
Bob: "No, the
other one"
Jim: "You
mean Fast & Furious?"
Bob: "No, the
other one."
Jim: "I give up!
... Oh wait, I think I got it! … You mean that 65
million low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from
taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in
American history?"
Bob: "THAT'S THE
ONE!"