Post by 1ppnotforme on Dec 24, 2013 14:39:34 GMT -5
Every employee in Nassau used to like Christmas a lot,
But since The Grinch's been in office we all surely do NOT.
And before you shout out WAIT, this is a story I know,
I say hold just a second for this Grinch is Mangano.
You see Ed Grinch hates us all, he's a crafty politician,
Making us suffer has been his number one mission.
Now please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason,
But since he was elected he's declared open season.
This first thing he did was say "CUT ALL THOSE TAXES,"
Care did he not, that chopped his budget with axes.
It could be that was all part of his maniacal plan,
Because next came along the finance authority clan.
Ed Grinch yelled NOW LEAVE, I'll get my lawyers to sue,
But the courts said nice try, they have the legal statue.
Ed Grinch screamed NO FAIR, but who are you kidding,
He WANTED them here to do all of his bidding.
So as quick as they could, oh NIFA did freeze,
Everyone of us here, without even one sneeze.
They froze the park workers, lawn mowers, and all the snow plowers,
They froze sheriffs, they froze cops, and the guy who cleans showers.
They laughed as they did it, cause they're as rich as can be,
Even grinned while they froze Christina, the 'Who-Sized' A M T
Now some may say, all the cash you're still making,
But let me point out we don't ALL make the bacon.
While a few might make well over Two Hundred K,
New cops are frozen at just peanuts a day.
And poor Christina she could use a big hand,
She might save a life, but makes just Twenty Five Grand.
Ed Grinch says who cares, my life isn't affected ,
And in case you missed it, i was just re-elected.
I say Ed Grinch, that's enough, it's time to do the right thing,
Unfreeze us by Christmas, don't make us wait till the Spring.
Let's cut a deal, the cops will write thousands of tickets,
If you don't, I know they will come at you with pickets.
And surely you don't want all the negative press,
Because that will create such a holiday mess.
So while you're home on this holiday enjoying your turkey or ham,
County folks are out working, be it woman or man.
If you have to raise taxes to get us out of this bind,
I am sure the people of Nassau really wont mind.
Every year MY bill rises by just one little wee buck
and at the end of the day, I really don't give a fvck.
Bring back the toys, and the cash for the feast,
and maybe just maybe we'll let Ed Grinch carve the roast beast.
But since The Grinch's been in office we all surely do NOT.
And before you shout out WAIT, this is a story I know,
I say hold just a second for this Grinch is Mangano.
You see Ed Grinch hates us all, he's a crafty politician,
Making us suffer has been his number one mission.
Now please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason,
But since he was elected he's declared open season.
This first thing he did was say "CUT ALL THOSE TAXES,"
Care did he not, that chopped his budget with axes.
It could be that was all part of his maniacal plan,
Because next came along the finance authority clan.
Ed Grinch yelled NOW LEAVE, I'll get my lawyers to sue,
But the courts said nice try, they have the legal statue.
Ed Grinch screamed NO FAIR, but who are you kidding,
He WANTED them here to do all of his bidding.
So as quick as they could, oh NIFA did freeze,
Everyone of us here, without even one sneeze.
They froze the park workers, lawn mowers, and all the snow plowers,
They froze sheriffs, they froze cops, and the guy who cleans showers.
They laughed as they did it, cause they're as rich as can be,
Even grinned while they froze Christina, the 'Who-Sized' A M T
Now some may say, all the cash you're still making,
But let me point out we don't ALL make the bacon.
While a few might make well over Two Hundred K,
New cops are frozen at just peanuts a day.
And poor Christina she could use a big hand,
She might save a life, but makes just Twenty Five Grand.
Ed Grinch says who cares, my life isn't affected ,
And in case you missed it, i was just re-elected.
I say Ed Grinch, that's enough, it's time to do the right thing,
Unfreeze us by Christmas, don't make us wait till the Spring.
Let's cut a deal, the cops will write thousands of tickets,
If you don't, I know they will come at you with pickets.
And surely you don't want all the negative press,
Because that will create such a holiday mess.
So while you're home on this holiday enjoying your turkey or ham,
County folks are out working, be it woman or man.
If you have to raise taxes to get us out of this bind,
I am sure the people of Nassau really wont mind.
Every year MY bill rises by just one little wee buck
and at the end of the day, I really don't give a fvck.
Bring back the toys, and the cash for the feast,
and maybe just maybe we'll let Ed Grinch carve the roast beast.