Post by overthecap on Feb 23, 2014 17:45:04 GMT -5
I knew a guy named Bob...
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest
Apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun,
And without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn spellcheck. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
Do what you think is best
Can't get help
Unless you ask for it
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest
Apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun,
And without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn spellcheck. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
Do what you think is best
Can't get help
Unless you ask for it