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Post by coots on Jan 17, 2012 19:26:57 GMT -5
NY DAILY NEWS
Accused Murderer Sneaked 10-inch Revolver Into Jail in His Rectum, N.C. Cops Say
North Carolina cops believe a murder suspect slipped a 10-inch revolver into prison by hiding it where the sun don't shine. Michael Leon Ward was pulled over last week after local police clocked him doing 90 mph along Highway 17 in Dixon, N.C., according to WITN 2 News. Ward, 22, refused to cooperate and was hit with a stun gun, the station said. He was taken to a hospital and searched, but no gun was found. Authorities soon discovered Ward was wanted in Georgia on first-degree murder charges, and he was taken to jail, where another thorough search did not turn up a weapon. The following day, a .38-cal. revolver was discovered in the toilet of Ward’s cell, police said. Authorities believe the unloaded weapon, which was tested and remained fully functional, had been hidden deep within Ward's rectum. Ward was returned to the hospital, where he was undergoing examinations to determine if any physical damage was done by storing the gun inside his body. He is charged with murder, armed robbery, driving without a license and resisting arrest, among other counts, police said. He was being held in North Carolina until he can be extradited to Georgia.
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Post by since86 on Jan 17, 2012 22:36:03 GMT -5
Sounds like he left South Beach in a hurry....
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Post by redstone14 on Jan 18, 2012 1:31:32 GMT -5
I don't get the point of carrying an unloaded weapon up his butt unless his next stop was at Taco Bell.
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Post by mrwizard on Jan 18, 2012 14:28:32 GMT -5
I don't get the point of carrying an unloaded weapon up his butt unless his next stop was at Taco Bell. I don't think you're going to get a reasonable explanation from someone who shoved a gun up his azz in the first place.
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lg1
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Post by lg1 on Jan 18, 2012 21:31:07 GMT -5
flushed the bullets
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Post by ncpdretired on Jan 20, 2012 6:41:38 GMT -5
He would have to drop his pants to get the drop on you!
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Post by redstone14 on Jan 21, 2012 1:22:08 GMT -5
He would have to drop his pants to get the drop on you! Hmmm......never thought of it that way. I'm also thinking that 'Dump Pouch' may have taken on an expanded meaning too.
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Post by civilian0101 on Jan 21, 2012 9:06:57 GMT -5
While the puns on this thread are hilarious, my conspiratorial mind is suddenly going to work. A 10" revolver? Really? Aside from the mere 10" barrel, I'm not certain the chamber, trigger guard, etc. could humanly fit up there. Is it possible the NC Highway Patrol didn't toss him good enough and, when he got in the jail and it was found on him thought, "Oh wow. Well, I did a good search. That must've been all the way up his butt or something"? IDK, just a thought cause I don't have a good pun to add.
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Post by redstone14 on Jan 21, 2012 22:56:03 GMT -5
Is it possible the NC Highway Patrol didn't toss him good enough and, when he got in the jail and it was found on him thought, "Oh wow. Well, I did a good search. That must've been all the way up his butt or something"? IDK, just a thought cause I don't have a good pun to add. Civvie, none of us would have given a toss good enough to find that. If we did, I'm sure we would have had a few invites from new friends with houses on Fire Island. A search that thourough would have been way above and beyond the call of doodie.
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