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Post by redstone14 on Jul 4, 2015 0:58:19 GMT -5
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Post by luvinretrmnt on Jul 4, 2015 7:51:55 GMT -5
Are you sure you know what you are??
Cowboy and a Lesbian
An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."
The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
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Post by ncpdretired on Jul 5, 2015 6:07:54 GMT -5
Guy walks into a bar,
Takes off his hat,
There is a big Frog on his head,
Bartender says, Whats happened?
Frog says,
It started as a wart on my ass....
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